What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:00
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What is the American mobile phone number format?
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?